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Summaries and data feeds
Movies, tv, books
Maps of Bradford, Wakefield, Leeds
Recipes for cooks

All info at my fingertips
Look up any story
No need for more boring trips
To the book depository

‘Antisocial’ one contends
I’m online every day till dawn
Joining groups and collecting friends
A lot like Pokemon

And if you want your privacy
To feel all warm and cuddly
Too bad, but you’ve got to see
Its only stalking if you’re ugly

So hop on to the Internet
Where nothing is a chore
Laptop, desktop, Iphone, you’re set!
Thank you, Mr. Gore