me: so this is pretty much the final image
mdm: that's pretty cool, how wide is that? 100 feet?
me: uh...about 60
mdm: well, the actual thing is about 180 feet, so...
me: .........:(

o, so you came here looking for changy-shifty design? well too bad, here's me whoring myself out to the only person who'll pay

i feel so dirty

BNS . table cloth







tcc, let me know which ones you want














spoon holder for sizing reference (and it's the name of the blog, remember?)














hardware varies, possibly new hardware in the future